Stupid Band Names

Here's my first list of bands and my comments:

A Band Named Bob- Why are people so obsessed with the name Bob? Is it really that amusing?

A Cat Born In An Oven Isn’t a Cake- I should hope not.

Above Average Weight Band- Was it really necessary to announce that fact that you’re overweight?

All You Can Eat- That sounds like a sign outside of a buffet.

Almighty Lumberjacks of Death- Alrighty then?

Angry Salad- How can salad be angry?

Are These My Pants?- No, they’re mine.

Arthur Loves Plastic- That could be a bit awkward. But I hope they’re happy together.

Attila The Stockbroker- What, did Attila get tired of being a Hun?

Avenging Lawnmowers of Justice- What/who are they avenging? Maybe they should leave the justice stuff to the professionals.

The Band Formerly Known As Sausage- Great. Nice to know that you were formerly known as Sausage.

Barbie Bones- You killed a Barbie?! O.o

Barenaked Ladies- They’re all DUDES! And fully clothed, I might add.

The Bendy Monsters- Who knew monsters were bendy?

Betty's Not a Vitamin- Or is she?

Big Fat Pet Clams From Outer Space- Are they edible?

Big Fish Ensemble- I checked, and there are absolutely no big fish in this band. There are no little fish either.

Big White Undies- I don’t even want to know.

The Biggest Freak in New Jersey- No, I’M the biggest freak in New Jersey. Along with all my friends, of course.

Blood Sledge Electric Death Chickens- Are chickens really that deadly?

Boris the Sprinkler- No, Boris the CRAB!

Brady Bunch Lawnmower Massacre- Since when did the Brady Bunch start killing off lawnmowers?

Brad Pitt Live and Nude- I really do NOT need to see that.

Brutal Noodle- What did the noodle ever do to you?

Bus Station Loonies- Gosh, I should hope that loonies would be sent to a mental institution, not the bus station.

Cap'n Crunch and the Cereal Killers- *says in a French accent* Would you like some Frosted Flakes? They’re frosted in France’s finest poison.

Chia Pet- Ch-ch-ch-CHIA!

Chocolate Bunnies From Hell- Are they DEMON chocolate bunnies?

The Crab Cometh Forth- Good for him?

Crappy the Clown and the Punch Drunk Monkies- I thought clowns were supposed to be child-friendly. And is it even possible to get drunk off of punch?

Curl Up And Die- I’d rather not.

Damn the Bad Luck- Yes, darn it all.

Dancing Cigarettes- That’s a sign that you had a bit too much to drink.

Dead Milkmen- Death by milk?

The Dead Pants- I don’t even want to know how they died.

Domino's Delivery Boyz- I don’t think any of these people have even ever worked for Domino’s.

Draw Your Own Cow- What would I need to draw a cow for?

Drunks With Guns- That doesn’t sound very safe.

Exploding Boy- Poor him.

The Flaming Donuts of Jesus- Why does Jesus have flaming donuts?

Flavor of Uranus- That just sounds wrong.

Four Out of Five Doctors- Four out of five doctors what? Recommend that you change your band’s name?

Free Beer- I’ll call Mono and let her know.

Free Beer and Chicken- Once again, I’ll let Mono know about the beer. You can keep the chicken.

The French are from Hell- Good for them?

Full Throttle Aristotle- What the heck does any of that have to do with a Greek scientist?

The Gaza Strippers- The Gaza Strip is a small piece of land that is currently being fought over by Israel and Palestine. The Gaza Strippers? I don’t even want to know.

Gee That's A Large Beetle I Wonder If It's Poisonous- I don’t suggest touching it.

Girl Scout Handgrenade- Girl Scouts get hand grenades?? I should ask my troop leader when I get mine!

God's Girlfriend- Since when does God have a girlfriend??

Goldfish Don't Bounce- No. Unfortunately, they do not.

Hakan Sleeps Naked- You didn’t really need to announce that.

Half Man, Half Biscuit- Is he edible?

Hamster Sandwich- That doesn’t sound very appealing.

The Helicopter Barfs- That is scientifically impossible.

Hello I'm A Truck- Good for you.

Here, Eat This!- Uhh, no.

He's Dead Jim- How…sad?

Hitler Stole My Potato- That is not my problem.

I Buried Paul- What, after you murdered him?

I Love My Shih-Tzu- That’s nice to know.

If Cows Had Wings- If your band’s name was better. There are a lot of ‘ifs’ here.

If Pigs Could Talk Would You Still Eat Them- If pigs start talking to you, you should go see a doctor. I highly recommend it.

IWRESTLEDABEARONCE- Yeah, probably a teddy bear. ANDWHATISUPWITHTHECAPSANDNOSPACES?

Jason's Cat Died- Poor kitty.

Jiggle the Handle- What for?

The Kids Who Never Learned To Color Inside the Lines- Their coloring books must be a mess.

Man...or Astro-Man?- The world may never know.

Men With Issuses- Yes, major issues.

My Friend the Chocolate Cake- If your only friend is chocolate cake, then you have serious problems.

More are coming soon!

~Sil