Here's my first list of bands and my comments:
A Band Named Bob- Why are people so obsessed with the name Bob? Is it really that amusing?
A Cat Born In An Oven Isn’t a Cake- I should hope not.
Above Average Weight Band- Was it really necessary to announce that fact that you’re overweight?
All You Can Eat- That sounds like a sign outside of a buffet.
Almighty Lumberjacks of Death- Alrighty then?
Angry Salad- How can salad be angry?
Are These My Pants?- No, they’re mine.
Arthur Loves Plastic- That could be a bit awkward. But I hope they’re happy together.
Attila The Stockbroker- What, did Attila get tired of being a Hun?
Avenging Lawnmowers of Justice- What/who are they avenging? Maybe they should leave the justice stuff to the professionals.
The Band Formerly Known As Sausage- Great. Nice to know that you were formerly known as Sausage.
Barbie Bones- You killed a Barbie?! O.o
Barenaked Ladies- They’re all DUDES! And fully clothed, I might add.
The Bendy Monsters- Who knew monsters were bendy?
Betty's Not a Vitamin- Or is she?
Big Fat Pet Clams From Outer Space- Are they edible?
Big Fish Ensemble- I checked, and there are absolutely no big fish in this band. There are no little fish either.
Big White Undies- I don’t even want to know.
The Biggest Freak in New Jersey- No, I’M the biggest freak in New Jersey. Along with all my friends, of course.
Blood Sledge Electric Death Chickens- Are chickens really that deadly?
Boris the Sprinkler- No, Boris the CRAB!
Brady Bunch Lawnmower Massacre- Since when did the Brady Bunch start killing off lawnmowers?
Brad Pitt Live and Nude- I really do NOT need to see that.
Brutal Noodle- What did the noodle ever do to you?
Bus Station Loonies- Gosh, I should hope that loonies would be sent to a mental institution, not the bus station.
Cap'n Crunch and the Cereal Killers- *says in a French accent* Would you like some Frosted Flakes? They’re frosted in France’s finest poison.
Chia Pet- Ch-ch-ch-CHIA!
Chocolate Bunnies From Hell- Are they DEMON chocolate bunnies?
The Crab Cometh Forth- Good for him?
Crappy the Clown and the Punch Drunk Monkies- I thought clowns were supposed to be child-friendly. And is it even possible to get drunk off of punch?
Curl Up And Die- I’d rather not.
Damn the Bad Luck- Yes, darn it all.
Dancing Cigarettes- That’s a sign that you had a bit too much to drink.
Dead Milkmen- Death by milk?
The Dead Pants- I don’t even want to know how they died.
Domino's Delivery Boyz- I don’t think any of these people have even ever worked for Domino’s.
Draw Your Own Cow- What would I need to draw a cow for?
Drunks With Guns- That doesn’t sound very safe.
Exploding Boy- Poor him.
The Flaming Donuts of Jesus- Why does Jesus have flaming donuts?
Flavor of Uranus- That just sounds wrong.
Four Out of Five Doctors- Four out of five doctors what? Recommend that you change your band’s name?
Free Beer- I’ll call Mono and let her know.
Free Beer and Chicken- Once again, I’ll let Mono know about the beer. You can keep the chicken.
The French are from Hell- Good for them?
Full Throttle Aristotle- What the heck does any of that have to do with a Greek scientist?
The Gaza Strippers- The Gaza Strip is a small piece of land that is currently being fought over by Israel and Palestine. The Gaza Strippers? I don’t even want to know.
Gee That's A Large Beetle I Wonder If It's Poisonous- I don’t suggest touching it.
Girl Scout Handgrenade- Girl Scouts get hand grenades?? I should ask my troop leader when I get mine!
God's Girlfriend- Since when does God have a girlfriend??
Goldfish Don't Bounce- No. Unfortunately, they do not.
Hakan Sleeps Naked- You didn’t really need to announce that.
Half Man, Half Biscuit- Is he edible?
Hamster Sandwich- That doesn’t sound very appealing.
The Helicopter Barfs- That is scientifically impossible.
Hello I'm A Truck- Good for you.
Here, Eat This!- Uhh, no.
He's Dead Jim- How…sad?
Hitler Stole My Potato- That is not my problem.
I Buried Paul- What, after you murdered him?
I Love My Shih-Tzu- That’s nice to know.
If Cows Had Wings- If your band’s name was better. There are a lot of ‘ifs’ here.
If Pigs Could Talk Would You Still Eat Them- If pigs start talking to you, you should go see a doctor. I highly recommend it.
IWRESTLEDABEARONCE- Yeah, probably a teddy bear. ANDWHATISUPWITHTHECAPSANDNOSPACES?
Jason's Cat Died- Poor kitty.
Jiggle the Handle- What for?
The Kids Who Never Learned To Color Inside the Lines- Their coloring books must be a mess.
Man...or Astro-Man?- The world may never know.
Men With Issuses- Yes, major issues.
My Friend the Chocolate Cake- If your only friend is chocolate cake, then you have serious problems.
More are coming soon!
~Sil
