Luna and I decided it might be easier to make lists of song names too, along with band names. I'm currently obsessed with the band The Devil Wears Prada, and they have a lot of weird song names. So! Here's the list. ^w^
And The Sentence Trails Off… ~ Of course it does.
Ben Has A Kid ~ I’M AN AUNT?! O.O
Danger - Wildman ~ There’s a Wildman on the loose? O.o
Dogs Can Grow Beards All Over ~ Well duh, they’re covered in fur.
Don’t Dink and Drance ~ Especially since you seem too drunk to spell.
Goats On A Boat ~ …wearing a coat. Goodie, we can rhyme.
Hey John, What’s Your Name Again? ~ Bob. Duhhh.
HTML Rules D00d ~ …If you say so.
I Hate Buffering ~ I know, right?!
Louder Than Thunder ~ Must be busting your eardrums.
Modify the Pronunciation ~ My pronunciation is just fine, thanks. D<
Nickels Is Money Too ~ I never said they weren’t.
Reptar, King of the Ozone ~ …Since when does the ozone have a king?
Rosemary Had An Accident ~ Poor Rosemary.
Still Fly ~ You were never “fly” to begin with.
Swords, Dragons, and Diet Coke ~ I don’t think they had Coke in medieval times… Or dragons, for that matter. :/
Texas Is South ~ Thank you for stating the obvious.
This Song Is Called ~ … -Waiting to hear what the song is called-
Who Speaks Spanish Colon Quesadilla ~ No habla español.
You Can’t Spell “Crap” Without “C” ~ No, it’s a “k”!
Luna still needs to post a new list. D<
~Sil
Monday, February 8, 2010
Sunday, February 7, 2010
Stupid Band Names: K-Pop Edition!
Well! Luna and I haven't posted in a really long time... So i decided it was about time for us to make another list. Here's a list of K-Pop groups and singers (all that I really like, if I might add...).
After School ~ What about after school…?
Big Bang ~ *BOOM* D<
BoA ~ The snake or the fluffy scarf thing?
Epik High ~ I agree. Being high is very epic. So epic that it’s necessary to spell “epic” with a “k”.
Namolla Family ~ Hmm nice last name… Hehe… Namolla…
Wonder Girls ~ What happened to Wonder Woman? Did she have kids or something? o.o
2NE1 ~ What is that? Like, “twenty-one”, or “to anyone”? And there aren’t even twenty-one members, and none of the members are twenty-one years old!
2AM ~ Get this. They’re a subgroup from One Day.
2PM ~ Because just 2AM isn’t enough.
4Minute ~ And are any of their songs actually four minutes? …Wait for it… Nope.
Thanks to Scarlett for help with some of these!
Maybe Luna'll post another list sometime soon... x3
~Sil-ly
After School ~ What about after school…?
Big Bang ~ *BOOM* D<
BoA ~ The snake or the fluffy scarf thing?
Epik High ~ I agree. Being high is very epic. So epic that it’s necessary to spell “epic” with a “k”.
Namolla Family ~ Hmm nice last name… Hehe… Namolla…
Wonder Girls ~ What happened to Wonder Woman? Did she have kids or something? o.o
2NE1 ~ What is that? Like, “twenty-one”, or “to anyone”? And there aren’t even twenty-one members, and none of the members are twenty-one years old!
2AM ~ Get this. They’re a subgroup from One Day.
2PM ~ Because just 2AM isn’t enough.
4Minute ~ And are any of their songs actually four minutes? …Wait for it… Nope.
Thanks to Scarlett for help with some of these!
Maybe Luna'll post another list sometime soon... x3
~Sil-ly
Thursday, August 13, 2009
Sil-ly's Second List
This is my second list. It's not as long as the first, but still funny.
My Chemical Romance- Have you been making out with Windex again?
Breaking Benjamin- They’re breaking my brother?! O.o
We The Kings- There aren’t actually any kings in this band. False advertising, I tell you!
Within Temptation- What’s tempting you so much that you have to name your band that?
Finger Eleven- That sounds kind of wrong…
I Set My Friends On Fire- What did they ever do to you??
Scary Kids Scaring Kids- Of course they’re going to scare kids if they’re scary!
Every Time I Die- What do you mean, ever time you die?? People only die once, last time I checked. And if you died, you wouldn’t be able to advertise it through your band’s name!
It Dies Today- IT?? Which It?? O.O
I Killed The Prom Queen- YAY! KILL THE PREPS! =D
The Number Twelve Looks Like You- HOW??
Bullet For My Valentine- Oh, how thoughtful.
The Devil Wears Prada- It’s just great to know that the devil likes designers.
Say Anything- What if I don’t want to? >.>
Sky Eats Airplane- How…?
Skillet- You gonna make some fried chicken with that?
Kill Hannah- I hope you mean Hannah Montana. CAN I HELP??
I Am Ghost- Nuu, it’s GHOSTY! D:<
Alexisonfire- STOP, DROP, AND ROLL! D:<
Boys Like Girls- Unless they’re gay.
Boysetsfire- That sounds like a headline in a newspaper.
I'll try to find more band names to comment on soon!
~Sil
My Chemical Romance- Have you been making out with Windex again?
Breaking Benjamin- They’re breaking my brother?! O.o
We The Kings- There aren’t actually any kings in this band. False advertising, I tell you!
Within Temptation- What’s tempting you so much that you have to name your band that?
Finger Eleven- That sounds kind of wrong…
I Set My Friends On Fire- What did they ever do to you??
Scary Kids Scaring Kids- Of course they’re going to scare kids if they’re scary!
Every Time I Die- What do you mean, ever time you die?? People only die once, last time I checked. And if you died, you wouldn’t be able to advertise it through your band’s name!
It Dies Today- IT?? Which It?? O.O
I Killed The Prom Queen- YAY! KILL THE PREPS! =D
The Number Twelve Looks Like You- HOW??
Bullet For My Valentine- Oh, how thoughtful.
The Devil Wears Prada- It’s just great to know that the devil likes designers.
Say Anything- What if I don’t want to? >.>
Sky Eats Airplane- How…?
Skillet- You gonna make some fried chicken with that?
Kill Hannah- I hope you mean Hannah Montana. CAN I HELP??
I Am Ghost- Nuu, it’s GHOSTY! D:<
Alexisonfire- STOP, DROP, AND ROLL! D:<
Boys Like Girls- Unless they’re gay.
Boysetsfire- That sounds like a headline in a newspaper.
I'll try to find more band names to comment on soon!
~Sil
Thursday, May 14, 2009
Luna List Number...ONE!
- Naked Potato- What is THAT supposed to mean?! Um... ya know what I DONT want to know.
- Navigators Of Carrots- Um... What do they do? Its not like carrots move by themselves... I think...
- Nearly Died Laughing While Shaving My Butt- Do I want to know? ... Dont answer that.
- No Pants Bandits- Well wouldnt that make them kind of noticable?
- Noodle Muffin and the Pig Squints- ... No comment. But would a noodle muffin taste good?
- Not Drowning, Waving- Hm... do you ever wonder why drowning looks so much like waving? I mean seriously!
- Not Now Im Naked- I wouldnt want to bother you then. o.e
- Not With My Camel- Not WHAT with your camel exactly...?
- Nurse With Wound- Why doesnt she heal herself?
- Once I Killed A Gopher With A Stick- Can you teach me how to do that? I can use it on my friends...
- Our Manager Told Us That Our Band Name Was Too Long and Difficult to Remember and That We Had to Change it So After a Long Brainstorming Session We Came Up With This One Because All the Other Ones Sucked- Well... It is a bit long.
- Paisley Brain Cells- Ooohh...sounds pretty.
- Phone Bill From Hell- What? Someone do too much texting that month?
- Paul Will Eat Himself- If he tastes good, I'll eat him too.
(NOT DONE YET BUT IM BORED)
Love,
Luna
Wednesday, May 6, 2009
Stupid Band Names
Here's my first list of bands and my comments:
A Band Named Bob- Why are people so obsessed with the name Bob? Is it really that amusing?
A Cat Born In An Oven Isn’t a Cake- I should hope not.
Above Average Weight Band- Was it really necessary to announce that fact that you’re overweight?
All You Can Eat- That sounds like a sign outside of a buffet.
Almighty Lumberjacks of Death- Alrighty then?
Angry Salad- How can salad be angry?
Are These My Pants?- No, they’re mine.
Arthur Loves Plastic- That could be a bit awkward. But I hope they’re happy together.
Attila The Stockbroker- What, did Attila get tired of being a Hun?
Avenging Lawnmowers of Justice- What/who are they avenging? Maybe they should leave the justice stuff to the professionals.
The Band Formerly Known As Sausage- Great. Nice to know that you were formerly known as Sausage.
Barbie Bones- You killed a Barbie?! O.o
Barenaked Ladies- They’re all DUDES! And fully clothed, I might add.
The Bendy Monsters- Who knew monsters were bendy?
Betty's Not a Vitamin- Or is she?
Big Fat Pet Clams From Outer Space- Are they edible?
Big Fish Ensemble- I checked, and there are absolutely no big fish in this band. There are no little fish either.
Big White Undies- I don’t even want to know.
The Biggest Freak in New Jersey- No, I’M the biggest freak in New Jersey. Along with all my friends, of course.
Blood Sledge Electric Death Chickens- Are chickens really that deadly?
Boris the Sprinkler- No, Boris the CRAB!
Brady Bunch Lawnmower Massacre- Since when did the Brady Bunch start killing off lawnmowers?
Brad Pitt Live and Nude- I really do NOT need to see that.
Brutal Noodle- What did the noodle ever do to you?
Bus Station Loonies- Gosh, I should hope that loonies would be sent to a mental institution, not the bus station.
Cap'n Crunch and the Cereal Killers- *says in a French accent* Would you like some Frosted Flakes? They’re frosted in France’s finest poison.
Chia Pet- Ch-ch-ch-CHIA!
Chocolate Bunnies From Hell- Are they DEMON chocolate bunnies?
The Crab Cometh Forth- Good for him?
Crappy the Clown and the Punch Drunk Monkies- I thought clowns were supposed to be child-friendly. And is it even possible to get drunk off of punch?
Curl Up And Die- I’d rather not.
Damn the Bad Luck- Yes, darn it all.
Dancing Cigarettes- That’s a sign that you had a bit too much to drink.
Dead Milkmen- Death by milk?
The Dead Pants- I don’t even want to know how they died.
Domino's Delivery Boyz- I don’t think any of these people have even ever worked for Domino’s.
Draw Your Own Cow- What would I need to draw a cow for?
Drunks With Guns- That doesn’t sound very safe.
Exploding Boy- Poor him.
The Flaming Donuts of Jesus- Why does Jesus have flaming donuts?
Flavor of Uranus- That just sounds wrong.
Four Out of Five Doctors- Four out of five doctors what? Recommend that you change your band’s name?
Free Beer- I’ll call Mono and let her know.
Free Beer and Chicken- Once again, I’ll let Mono know about the beer. You can keep the chicken.
The French are from Hell- Good for them?
Full Throttle Aristotle- What the heck does any of that have to do with a Greek scientist?
The Gaza Strippers- The Gaza Strip is a small piece of land that is currently being fought over by Israel and Palestine. The Gaza Strippers? I don’t even want to know.
Gee That's A Large Beetle I Wonder If It's Poisonous- I don’t suggest touching it.
Girl Scout Handgrenade- Girl Scouts get hand grenades?? I should ask my troop leader when I get mine!
God's Girlfriend- Since when does God have a girlfriend??
Goldfish Don't Bounce- No. Unfortunately, they do not.
Hakan Sleeps Naked- You didn’t really need to announce that.
Half Man, Half Biscuit- Is he edible?
Hamster Sandwich- That doesn’t sound very appealing.
The Helicopter Barfs- That is scientifically impossible.
Hello I'm A Truck- Good for you.
Here, Eat This!- Uhh, no.
He's Dead Jim- How…sad?
Hitler Stole My Potato- That is not my problem.
I Buried Paul- What, after you murdered him?
I Love My Shih-Tzu- That’s nice to know.
If Cows Had Wings- If your band’s name was better. There are a lot of ‘ifs’ here.
If Pigs Could Talk Would You Still Eat Them- If pigs start talking to you, you should go see a doctor. I highly recommend it.
IWRESTLEDABEARONCE- Yeah, probably a teddy bear. ANDWHATISUPWITHTHECAPSANDNOSPACES?
Jason's Cat Died- Poor kitty.
Jiggle the Handle- What for?
The Kids Who Never Learned To Color Inside the Lines- Their coloring books must be a mess.
Man...or Astro-Man?- The world may never know.
Men With Issuses- Yes, major issues.
My Friend the Chocolate Cake- If your only friend is chocolate cake, then you have serious problems.
More are coming soon!
~Sil
A Band Named Bob- Why are people so obsessed with the name Bob? Is it really that amusing?
A Cat Born In An Oven Isn’t a Cake- I should hope not.
Above Average Weight Band- Was it really necessary to announce that fact that you’re overweight?
All You Can Eat- That sounds like a sign outside of a buffet.
Almighty Lumberjacks of Death- Alrighty then?
Angry Salad- How can salad be angry?
Are These My Pants?- No, they’re mine.
Arthur Loves Plastic- That could be a bit awkward. But I hope they’re happy together.
Attila The Stockbroker- What, did Attila get tired of being a Hun?
Avenging Lawnmowers of Justice- What/who are they avenging? Maybe they should leave the justice stuff to the professionals.
The Band Formerly Known As Sausage- Great. Nice to know that you were formerly known as Sausage.
Barbie Bones- You killed a Barbie?! O.o
Barenaked Ladies- They’re all DUDES! And fully clothed, I might add.
The Bendy Monsters- Who knew monsters were bendy?
Betty's Not a Vitamin- Or is she?
Big Fat Pet Clams From Outer Space- Are they edible?
Big Fish Ensemble- I checked, and there are absolutely no big fish in this band. There are no little fish either.
Big White Undies- I don’t even want to know.
The Biggest Freak in New Jersey- No, I’M the biggest freak in New Jersey. Along with all my friends, of course.
Blood Sledge Electric Death Chickens- Are chickens really that deadly?
Boris the Sprinkler- No, Boris the CRAB!
Brady Bunch Lawnmower Massacre- Since when did the Brady Bunch start killing off lawnmowers?
Brad Pitt Live and Nude- I really do NOT need to see that.
Brutal Noodle- What did the noodle ever do to you?
Bus Station Loonies- Gosh, I should hope that loonies would be sent to a mental institution, not the bus station.
Cap'n Crunch and the Cereal Killers- *says in a French accent* Would you like some Frosted Flakes? They’re frosted in France’s finest poison.
Chia Pet- Ch-ch-ch-CHIA!
Chocolate Bunnies From Hell- Are they DEMON chocolate bunnies?
The Crab Cometh Forth- Good for him?
Crappy the Clown and the Punch Drunk Monkies- I thought clowns were supposed to be child-friendly. And is it even possible to get drunk off of punch?
Curl Up And Die- I’d rather not.
Damn the Bad Luck- Yes, darn it all.
Dancing Cigarettes- That’s a sign that you had a bit too much to drink.
Dead Milkmen- Death by milk?
The Dead Pants- I don’t even want to know how they died.
Domino's Delivery Boyz- I don’t think any of these people have even ever worked for Domino’s.
Draw Your Own Cow- What would I need to draw a cow for?
Drunks With Guns- That doesn’t sound very safe.
Exploding Boy- Poor him.
The Flaming Donuts of Jesus- Why does Jesus have flaming donuts?
Flavor of Uranus- That just sounds wrong.
Four Out of Five Doctors- Four out of five doctors what? Recommend that you change your band’s name?
Free Beer- I’ll call Mono and let her know.
Free Beer and Chicken- Once again, I’ll let Mono know about the beer. You can keep the chicken.
The French are from Hell- Good for them?
Full Throttle Aristotle- What the heck does any of that have to do with a Greek scientist?
The Gaza Strippers- The Gaza Strip is a small piece of land that is currently being fought over by Israel and Palestine. The Gaza Strippers? I don’t even want to know.
Gee That's A Large Beetle I Wonder If It's Poisonous- I don’t suggest touching it.
Girl Scout Handgrenade- Girl Scouts get hand grenades?? I should ask my troop leader when I get mine!
God's Girlfriend- Since when does God have a girlfriend??
Goldfish Don't Bounce- No. Unfortunately, they do not.
Hakan Sleeps Naked- You didn’t really need to announce that.
Half Man, Half Biscuit- Is he edible?
Hamster Sandwich- That doesn’t sound very appealing.
The Helicopter Barfs- That is scientifically impossible.
Hello I'm A Truck- Good for you.
Here, Eat This!- Uhh, no.
He's Dead Jim- How…sad?
Hitler Stole My Potato- That is not my problem.
I Buried Paul- What, after you murdered him?
I Love My Shih-Tzu- That’s nice to know.
If Cows Had Wings- If your band’s name was better. There are a lot of ‘ifs’ here.
If Pigs Could Talk Would You Still Eat Them- If pigs start talking to you, you should go see a doctor. I highly recommend it.
IWRESTLEDABEARONCE- Yeah, probably a teddy bear. ANDWHATISUPWITHTHECAPSANDNOSPACES?
Jason's Cat Died- Poor kitty.
Jiggle the Handle- What for?
The Kids Who Never Learned To Color Inside the Lines- Their coloring books must be a mess.
Man...or Astro-Man?- The world may never know.
Men With Issuses- Yes, major issues.
My Friend the Chocolate Cake- If your only friend is chocolate cake, then you have serious problems.
More are coming soon!
~Sil
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